We've spent long enough investigating the Global Financial Crisis that we now have a pretty good grasp on the situation. Politically, we're right up there with some bro watching TED seminars online or some broad who's vegan - we just get it.
From what I understand, the Owl Economy continues to decline :-( sadface. Mysterious illuminati-like figures behind dated BS retail shops (BHS, Bert's Homestore, and Debenhams) are on the lookout for the next big thing. As self aware content consumers we're in a really strong position to predict up and coming trends. If we organise ourselves, liquidate our collective net worth, and invest heavily in _____ we could make redonk mad bank.
"I am constantly trying,
to raise my net worth,
by embracing emerging trends.
WTF is The Bitcoin?" - A Delicate Haiku
'Jesus Christ'. What's the next big thing going to be?
Orange. Green. Red. Yellow. Bold colours. You are wearing them. Maybe we should invest in an ironic revival of the recent 80's revival?
The badger has an edgy personal brand. Broads who embraced the Owl Economy (in 2008) are now wiser and world-weary. They've been hurt :-( sadface. Rebranding their situation with badger merchandise would show them to be strong and independent as they heal (into 2014).
Maybe we should all look into dinosaurs, y'all? Jurassic Park V (V = 5?) is in the pipeline for 2015, which should take sales to such great heights.
Despite a reputation for tramp-like behaviour (bin diving in bins, eating pets, stinky fur) the fox continues to have a great public image. Industry experts print foxes on shabby chic tins, frumpy dresses, but also coffee cups.
Matrix Coat?
At the start of this post I didn't feel very confident about my understanding of the marketplace, but now I'm feeling very confident :-) happyface.
Q&A
Do you TED?
What's the diff between 'net worth' and 'gross worth' or are they 'basically the same thing'?
The Man / Government keeps on threatening to cull / murder badgers and foxes. Are owls pulling the strings behind this situation?
Would you change your Facebook profile piccy to support the basic human rights of #badgers or #foxes?
Would you change your Facebook profile piccy to support the cull / murder of #badgers or #foxes?
Do you not give an eff either way?
"Feeling incredibly confused by TED.
Seems like documentaries made for unemployed postgrads & 3am marijuana smokers.
Confused." - A Haiku
xx
(2 kisses.)
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