DAVID WELLTON: PHOTOGRAPHER. FATHER.

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DAVID WELLTON: PHOTOGRAPHER. FATHER.

Subject: Reply to your ad: OLYMPUS X-820 8MP CAMERA Boxed, 2 cards, leads, manuals

Hi there Adam, you have received a reply to your Gumtree posting "OLYMPUS X-820 8MP CAMERA Boxed, 2 cards, leads, manuals" (ad# 86744608) from <davidwellton>:</davidwellton>

is this for sale?

David,

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David, I say hello to you,

It must be for sale. The price? £50. The quality? Excellent. You would like?

Adam

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Hello i am Mr David Wellton  from United State Of America how are you today and how are your families ? hope all is good ? well i am interested in buying the item for my daughter in West Africa(Nigeria), because it my daughter that need it and i hope she would like it , so kindly get to me with the total cost of the item including the shipping cost to her address

 below with post office, i pay through either PayPal or Bank transfer.

reply soon.

First Name :Sheyi

Middle Name-Cole

Address : 178,Akerele Ext

 City : Surulere Lagos

 Zip code : 23401

Country : Nigeria

Thanks and have a blessed day

am just adding this the p&p must not be more than 50 pounds and it is needed urgently

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David,

i like you. i like a man who likes to get to noes a man before he gets down to business. my family you ask? they are good. dad, (or as i like to call him "Scampi"), has a bad back. i think it is from when he put the hair gel on his head in vast quantities and then the weight of carrying it around all day has a bad back. he put the gel on his head to slick it back, this way Scampi could ease his head between the railings of the local school to look at the children. with the hair slicked back, a quick withdraw was not only an option, it was a reality.

how is you're family, david? i am awaiting you're reading. adam x

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David,

please explain. are you still interested in this item? i am willing to sent the item. 

adam x

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FAIL

Unfortunately, "David Wellton" has decided this is a no win situation and has pulled out of the transaction. Maybe I went in too strong with the stuff about Scampi? :( sadface.

I have created a scoring system to rate how rad a mission is. How can you scientifically and mathematically rate how rad something is?

Unless you are a fucking retard, you know it can only be with High 5's. 

SCORE: 1 / 5 HIGH 5'S

--- ( WT WE HAVE LERNED? ) ---

• Do not talk about looking at children until at least a few emails.
• Nigeria is in West Africa.
• That is all.

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