I AM THINKING ABOUT JC (JESUS CHRIST)

Hey y'all. Since his name came up a couple of posts ago I simply haven't been able to stop thinking about JC. That's right, I'm talking about Jesus Christ. There's just something about him, man. 

Sure it's easy to lol out loud at people who are into religion - and in many ways they're some of the least self aware peeps in the game - but maybe it's all down to marketing? Cultivating a religious personal brand is a 24/7 situation. Let's reflect:

• No sex before marriage. (Maybe a bj or miscellaneous slap and tickle is allowed.)
• Very poor media presence. (Russell Crowe is Noah. Religious connotations of March of the Penguins. Voting for a new Pope.)
• Constant allegations / prosecutions of pedo / sexual predator stuff.
• Flip reversed cross logo on leggings.

Might email the church with some personal branding solutions. For example, you can use the following cool symbol for JC ✝_✝_✝. This one for the Baby Jesus ✝_✝_✝ and this one for the Holy Ghost _ _ _

Q&A

Which of the following bible stories would you all most like to see exploited by Hollywood? 

Adam <3 Eve. A romantic comedy where Owen Wilson is Adam and the broad from Hunger Games is Eve. The snake is voiced by

Adam & I. Serious business dramatisation told from the perspective of Eve. Scarlett Johansen is Eve and does loads of scenes in darkened rooms, silhouetting her breasts, but failing to deliver the goods :-[

Flood! A stoopid animated kids film for kids made by Dreamworks. It tells the story of the animals post-Noah's flood situation. An edgy comedian voices an animal.

I'll Have What He's Having. Romcom about Jesus' forgotten brother trying to ascend to such great heights / heaven in his bro's shadow. Robert Downy Jr plays everyone. 

Omega. Artsy circlejerk told from the perspective of God; from the 7 Day situation right through to the rapture. This film totally ignores the Big Bang and tries to generate buzz / monitise itself by issuing confrontational press releases towards the scientists.

Should I abuse Kickstarter to get this shit funded?
Is Dreamworks a poorman's Pixar, or are they both pretty meh in our post-Toy Story 3 world?

xox
(1 kiss, 1 hug, and another kiss.)

01/04/2013 - VAGUE-BOOKING

Hello, niggas.

Today I'd like to talk (type) to you about vague-booking.

You've probably come across it in your travels across the internets, specifically with Facebook. A good example of this is when a nig (male or female nig) is having relationship malfunctions and posts an very ambiguous status about their situation. 
A vague status. 
A vague-book.

What they're hoping for is a flood of concerned replies / compassionate BS / meaningful advice / well-wishing / _____ . (Maybe some likes, too.)

I'm not sure what liking this sort of status actually translates to. Is it:
A) "Eff you. H8 you. Glad you're sad >:-( angryface."
or
B) "I support you in your time of need <3 heart symbol."
?
Confused.
Worried.

Here's an example:

"Ugh. Hate it when people are selfish >:-( angryface." - OP
"Oh no, sister. Be strong!" - Friend 1
"What is wrong? I hope that you are ok, babe." - Friend 2
"Let me know if you needs help. (No sex, obviously.)" - White Knight

Here's an example:

Anyways, I digress. 
Yesterday my nigga did exactly this. 
He's having catastrophic relationship malfuctions.
My advice to him was to, "Kill yourself xx."

Not sure if this was the correct response - and certainly not what he was hoping for.

Fortunately the next day he was still alive. 

(Sort of feel that he is too much of a _____ to actually kill himself, anyways.)

This situation has taught me a valuable lesson. 

"We cannot turn away from our responsibility to the lols.
We must be fearless.
Fearless in our pursuit,
our pursuit of the lols." - A Haiku ©. Plz don't copy. 

Just thinking (typing) outloud, really. 

Today has been brought to you, by VAGUE-BOOKING.
Peace out, nigs. xx