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Today I'd like to talk to you about misleading advertising in the modern world. Specifically, the major new indie romcom cashgrab jumping on the zombie 'bandwagon' - Warm Bodies.
Here's the 'advert':
If I had to guess just by looking at the cover - I'd say that it's sort of like Shawn Is The Dead or a poor-man's Zombieland. I award it 7/10 (because that's a nice, safe score) and I would possibly consider downloading 'if the price was right' (free).
I don't really know what this film is all about :-( sadface.
Anyways, I'm only interested in the advertisement.
Sort of feel that this poster is 'fucking bullshit'.
A brief Google Images investigation proves that the broad on the cover does not, in fact, have D sized bewbs.
:-( sadface.
>:-( angryface.
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." - The Fighting Club
"Sick of being lied to.
By Hollywood and .PSD files,
with too much Smudge and Soften." - A Haiku ©
As savvy internet content consumers processing images and memes and situations on a daily basis, I'm sure that we all remember this 'fucking bullshit':
"Eff.
Feeling mislead.
I know that Gwyneth Paltrow has AA's,
and not DD's." - Another Haiku © 2013
Wonder why they (The Man) needs to lie to us (The Kids)?
I'm sure we can all agree that there's 'a special something' about every woman.
Each one's a special snowflake, gently blown from A to B, on the winds of chance / life.
Feel like we need to violently reject advertising agencies playing sillybuggers with digital representations of women.
Might be time to 'take a stand'?
Might be time to 'murder' someone?
Might be time for ALL of us to change our Facebawks profile pictures to facilitate change?
I gtg, niggas. I'm just feeling thoroughly mislead.
Eff.
I might boycott this film and / or send a strongly worded email to _____ .
</3 broken heart symbol.