YOU AND YOUR ETERNAL SITUATION

Y'all. 

Yesterday was really windy so I 'worked from home'. Y'all know the score - browsing torrent sites, social networking, posting selfies, and other equally important 1st World situations.

Unfortunately, I didn't get much work done, but then there's always tomorrow. But what about when there is no tomorrow?

!

:-O amazed-face.

From what I understand, I will 1 day die :-( sadface. All of the content which makes me, 'me' will come to an end (other than the memes which I leave behind on the internet, which will of course be around forever - and children - which are the biological ambassadors / torchbearers of you and your situation.)

As y'all know, I have sooo many demands on my time, so I cannot spare any time to dedicate myself to BS time-sinks like religion. 

Need results NOW.

Cannot be effed to invest time in longterm fruityloop hobbies like Christianity / 1 of the several Brown Religions.

Q&A

Do any of y'all know wtf happens to us after we 'pass away'?

Unfortunately, I have not researched the issue, but I would guess that the following eventualities are possible - listed from 'best' to 'worst case' scenario:

a) Heaven: A stable highspeed broadband connection, <3 love, animals, MP3s, paid sick days, HD movies, and an open bar for y'all and y'alls friends? 

b) Purgatory: Loads of grey and beige, data capped broadband / 'fair usage' policy, platonic spooning, eating pasty slop food like Robocop policeman?

c) Nothing: _____.

d) Poland: 24/7 mandatory turnip parties?

e) Hell: Dial up internet connection on a 'piece of shit' AMD K6 desktop PC which has sooo many spywares (and also there are rivers of fire (and torture))?  

Does anyone know of any churches which offer free wireless network connections?
Does anyone know if, in addition to protecting Caucasians, God also welcomed dinosaurs into the afterlife? (This seems like a very irresponsible and potentially volatile situation if it is true, which could deteriorate at a moments notice, creating a public relations nightmare similar to the major motion picture - Jurassic Park.)  

Does anyone know why so many religious men play sillybuggers with children / play Jack Johnson MP3s on crappy nylon string acoustic guitars brought from eBay?

Sooo many unanswered questions about #religion.
Defo need to become more religious for the 3rd and 4th quarters of 2013.

At the start of this post I was feeling very scared about the future and my eternal situation, but now I'm feeling okay about everything :-) happyface. 

Might just repent all my sins at the end (of #life) and hope for the best.

Good luck out there, everyone.
"God bless all of y'all."

<3 (heart symbol.)

14/04/2013 - IT IS / IS NOT OKAY TO CYBERBULLY MARGARET THATCHER

Sup, nigs.
(That question is rhetorical.)

As you may or may not know, legendary IRL troll Margaret Thatcher died, like a week ago or something. Obvs, this is more of an issue for politically-aware / self-aware / unemployed post-grads with too much time on their hands - but maybe WE can learn something from this clusterfuck, too.

From what I understand, it is 'okay' to cyberbully M. Tatty because she was 'a cow'. 

Not sure about the specifics :-( sadface. 
Something to do with her shutting down coal mines and trying to create a utopian world, where everyone earning less than __'000k a year was forced to live 'like an animal'?

"The truth is out there, niggas." - X File

"Just want to live in a world,
where the rich get rich. 
And the poor get poorer and / or die." - M. Thatch [citation needed]

I'm sure we can all agree that with the massive advances in technology and self-awareness, this could never happen again.  

Oh.
(This political 'joke' has been brought to you by a rare collaboration between iam___, a 'newspaper', and a 'satirical political television program made for the yoof.')

Don't really understand or 'give an eff' about politics. 
Seems like it has it's place, though:

• To win an intellectual 'pissing contest' IRL.
• To get mad respect on some politics forum OTI.
• To 'cum' with some broad who is 'into' politics IRL / OTI.
• Learn about shit.
• Make the world a better place.

Anyways, Cool Kids the world over are still 'banging on about' Mama Tatty's death. 

"Margaret Thatcher? Moar liek Margaret Bitcher haha (I am laughing out loud)." - Some Jerkoff

Fuck.

Sort of feel like these niggas need to 'chill'.

From what I understand, the latest situation involves trying to get some stoopid song from Teh Wizard of Oz to 'Number 1'.

"It is because she is a witch and now she is dead." - A genius

Ugh.
Not really sure why it's 'okay' to bash Mama T. but not to bash other people?

"Bully someone AFK and you are a thug.
Cyberbully someone OTI and you are a troll.
Bully M. Tatty and you are _____." - A spiritual question / Haiku © 2013

Just soul-searching.
Just trying to be a better 'me'.
Sort of want to 'smoke ass' / 'put a cap' in these insensitive people.

Should I change my Profile Picture until this insanity passes?

"Just want everyone to put their weapons down.
(Both verbal and actual.)
Can't we just agree to disagree? :-) happyface." - An appeal for calm

Can ANYONE explain this fucking situation to ME?
Who cares about the Charts?
Do you know the Top 10?
5?
Have you seen the Motown version of The Wizard of Oz?
Diana Ross is Dot and Michael Jackson is Tin Man and MJs brother Toto is the Toto.
(^^^ that is mostly true.)

Is it 'okay' to cyberbully Princess Di?
If I wanted to 'get more involved' with politics, do you know of any exciting clubs / Facebawks Pages I could join / 'like'?
Do you think that an adult woman (25+) who likes politics is sort of like a young woman (25-) who likes horses / photography / ballet?
It is 'just a phase'?
It is 'just a phase' that they'll grow out of?

Peace, nigs.
<3 heart symbol.

09/04/2013 - MARGARET THATCHER HAS DIED :-(

Hullo, the internet. 

Yesterday, legendary IRL troll Margaret 'The Iron Lady' Thatcher died. (I feel pretty _____ about the situation.)

"Don't know / want to know about politics!

I just want there to be world peace,

so that I can love / 'cum' / have cats / download mp3s." - The voice of reason

However, as always when a political circlejerk begins its ponderous orbit OTI, politically-aware niggas are going 'fucking mental.'

From what I understand, M. Thatch was 'a bitch'.

Anyways, I thought we were bad. Use your eyes to look at some of these reactions I 'came' across while 'surfing the world wide web':

"She was a old battle axe but she did sort some shit out aswell. Dont get me wrong she was bit of cunt." - Anonymous !!! >:-(

"Labour are awful and Tony Blair is a war-mongering bastard who is still profiting despite leaving this country in the toilet." - Anonymous !!! >:-(

"Goodbye and good riddance!" - Anonymous !!! >:-(

"I personally think the best way for those that hate her is just to not comment or acknowledge her death at all and just carry on." - Anonymous !!! >:-(

Fuck.
I don't even know where to start with that level of antilols / negativity / pissypants.
Really want everyone to turn those frowns upside down.
Really want everyone to turn those >:-( upside :-).

These anons seems a bit 'glass half empty to me'.

Sort of feel that everyone needs to 'chill'.

(You said it, lady.)

I wonder if M. Thatch would completely agree / strongly disagree with our recommendations on resolving The Global Economic Downturn / Galactic Socio-economic Meltdown?
She seems like a 'bit of a cow' and that she dislikes poor people so she probs would?
What do YOU think? 

"It seems to me, 
as though you lived your life,
like a (metaphorical) candle in the wind." - Tributes are 'pouring in'

Back in the day, some of my closest nigs and I were skating in London. 
     A squad car pulls up and 4 policemen, armed with machine guns, deploy out.

     "You'd better move on, lads" The Man / enemy says.

     "Why?" we reply.

     "Because Margaret Thatcher lives 'round the corner."

     "Fuck."

(^^^ is a true story.)

Margaret Thatcher - (13 October 1925 – 8 April 2013)

• Achieved the rank of 'Baroness'.
• To this day, 'pisses off' a nation of soapbox warriors / bedroom activists.
• That is all.

xx (2 kisses.)