Have y'all ever heard about the NHS? From what I understand, it provides jobs for medical students who can't find work privately due to poor grades / miscellaneous misconduct. It also offers experienced call centre staff the chance to earn over £9 an hour manning the phones for 999 Emergency Services and 111 Casual Services Hotline. It's an exciting opportunity. Unfortunately, The Man / Government is constantly trying to destroy the NHS; dismantling its infrastructure and undermining its situation.
Obviously we should try to keep ourselves to ourselves where politics are concerned. There's just so much content out there, y'all. We can't afford to waste time and 'get the knickers in the twist' when there're so many torrents to illegally download. MP3s. 1080p movie torrents. Games. TV series' and of course amazing pornography. Sometimes it's a wonder that anything gets done ;-]
As you're no doubt aware, The Man / Government doesn't have a very evolved online presence and prefers to send 'serious letters' to civilians :-[
This morning they sent a letter to me.
Fortunately my parents brought me a reasonably priced Dell Desktop PC with printer / scanner combo for Christmas, so I can scan it and share it with y'all.
I'm feeling happy because I've been chosen.
I'm also making a substantial diff in the world because I'm learning about PM David Cameron. (PM = Prime Minister.)
This photo ^^^ makes me proud to be British. I feel that I finally 'get' David Cameron.
In image 1) we see that our leader is well informed. He's taking the time to chat shop with some frumpy-looking broad. Thank eff that a photographer was there or we might have missed this content.
In image 2) we see that our leader is basically a bro; he's one of us. He's playing sillybuggers with the staff. He's probably talking about a popular TV series on Sky HD or something about Tesco Local. He's loling out loud.
In image 3) David seizes an opportunity to promote his compassionate personal brand.
I feel that I finally 'get' David Cameron.
Q&A
Have you ever voted or is that for people who're trying too hard?
Are letters the most unself-aware form of communication?
Why are there no black people / miscellaneous coloureds near our PM?
a) Innocent coincidence?
b) Passive aggressive racism?
c) Missed opportunity?
Will the soft collar / no tie personal brand be big for politicians in 2014?
WTF is an MRI scan?
xxx
(3 kisses.)
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