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Tuesday, 9 April 2013

09/04/2013 - MARGARET THATCHER HAS DIED :-(

Hullo, the internet. 

Yesterday, legendary IRL troll Margaret 'The Iron Lady' Thatcher died. (I feel pretty _____ about the situation.)

"Don't know / want to know about politics!
I just want there to be world peace,
so that I can love / 'cum' / have cats / download mp3s." - The voice of reason

However, as always when a political circlejerk begins its ponderous orbit OTI, politically-aware niggas are going 'fucking mental.'

From what I understand, M. Thatch was 'a bitch'.

Anyways, I thought we were bad. Use your eyes to look at some of these reactions I 'came' across while 'surfing the world wide web':

"She was a old battle axe but she did sort some shit out aswell. Dont get me wrong she was bit of cunt." - Anonymous !!! >:-(

"Labour are awful and Tony Blair is a war-mongering bastard who is still profiting despite leaving this country in the toilet." - 
Anonymous !!! >:-(

"Goodbye and good riddance!" - 
Anonymous !!! >:-(

"I personally think the best way for those that hate her is just to not comment or acknowledge her death at all and just carry on." - 
Anonymous !!! >:-(

Fuck.
I don't even know where to start with that level of antilols / negativity / pissypants.
Really want everyone to turn those frowns upside down.
Really want everyone to turn those >:-( upside :-).

These anons seems a bit 'glass half empty to me'.
Sort of feel that everyone needs to 'chill'.


(You said it, lady.)

I wonder if M. Thatch would completely agree / strongly disagree with our recommendations on resolving The Global Economic Downturn / Galactic Socio-economic Meltdown?
She seems like a 'bit of a cow' and that she dislikes poor people so she probs would?
What do YOU think? 

"It seems to me, 
as though you lived your life,
like a (metaphorical) candle in the wind." - Tributes are 'pouring in'

Back in the day, some of my closest nigs and I were skating in London. 
     A squad car pulls up and 4 policemen, armed with machine guns, deploy out.
     "You'd better move on, lads" The Man / enemy says.
     "Why?" we reply.
     "Because Margaret Thatcher lives 'round the corner."
     "Fuck."

(^^^ is a true story.)




Margaret Thatcher - (13 October 1925 – 8 April 2013)
  • Achieved the rank of 'Baroness'.
  • To this day, 'pisses off' a nation of soapbox warriors / bedroom activists.
  • That is all.


xx (2 kisses.)

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