Yesterday was really windy so I 'worked from home'. Y'all know the score - browsing torrent sites, social networking, posting selfies, and other equally important 1st World situations.
Unfortunately, I didn't get much work done, but then there's always tomorrow. But what about when there is no tomorrow?
!
:-O amazed-face.
From what I understand, I will 1 day die :-( sadface. All of the content which makes me, 'me' will come to an end (other than the memes which I leave behind on the internet, which will of course be around forever - and children - which are the biological ambassadors / torchbearers of you and your situation.)
As y'all know, I have sooo many demands on my time, so I cannot spare any time to dedicate myself to BS time-sinks like religion.
Need results NOW.
Cannot be effed to invest time in longterm fruityloop hobbies like Christianity / 1 of the several Brown Religions.
Q&A
Do any of y'all know wtf happens to us after we 'pass away'?
Unfortunately, I have not researched the issue, but I would guess that the following eventualities are possible - listed from 'best' to 'worst case' scenario:
a) Heaven: A stable highspeed broadband connection, <3 love, animals, MP3s, paid sick days, HD movies, and an open bar for y'all and y'alls friends?
b) Purgatory: Loads of grey and beige, data capped broadband / 'fair usage' policy, platonic spooning, eating pasty slop food like Robocop policeman?
c) Nothing: _____.
d) Poland: 24/7 mandatory turnip parties?
e) Hell: Dial up internet connection on a 'piece of shit' AMD K6 desktop PC which has sooo many spywares (and also there are rivers of fire (and torture))?
Does anyone know of any churches which offer free wireless network connections?
Does anyone know if, in addition to protecting Caucasians, God also welcomed dinosaurs into the afterlife? (This seems like a very irresponsible and potentially volatile situation if it is true, which could deteriorate at a moments notice, creating a public relations nightmare similar to the major motion picture - Jurassic Park.)
Does anyone know if, in addition to protecting Caucasians, God also welcomed dinosaurs into the afterlife? (This seems like a very irresponsible and potentially volatile situation if it is true, which could deteriorate at a moments notice, creating a public relations nightmare similar to the major motion picture - Jurassic Park.)
Does anyone know why so many religious men play sillybuggers with children / play Jack Johnson MP3s on crappy nylon string acoustic guitars brought from eBay?
Sooo many unanswered questions about #religion.
Defo need to become more religious for the 3rd and 4th quarters of 2013.
At the start of this post I was feeling very scared about the future and my eternal situation, but now I'm feeling okay about everything :-) happyface.
Sooo many unanswered questions about #religion.
Defo need to become more religious for the 3rd and 4th quarters of 2013.
At the start of this post I was feeling very scared about the future and my eternal situation, but now I'm feeling okay about everything :-) happyface.
Might just repent all my sins at the end (of #life) and hope for the best.
Good luck out there, everyone.
"God bless all of y'all."
"God bless all of y'all."
<3 (heart symbol.)
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