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Friday 2 September 2011

MRS KENT: SHE NOES ABOUT THE NEW PROCEDURE FROM PAYPAL. DO YOU?


--- ( CASE CLOSED. WIN? FAIL? FIND OUT AT THE BOTTOM ) ---

MRS KENT: SHE NOES ABOUT THE NEW PROCEDURE FROM PAYPAL. DO YOU?


Subject: Reply to your ad: iPhone 4 Black 32GB - BOXED - UNLOCKED ANY NETWORK

Hi there Philip, you have received a reply to your Gumtree posting "iPhone 4 Black 32GB - BOXED - UNLOCKED ANY NETWORK" (ad# 87022638) from Mrs Kent <kentlana10@gmail.com>:

How is the condition of this item and what was the final price?


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Kentlana,

the condition? fantastic. the final price? £330 + shipping. for where are you based?

god be with you.

i am awaiting youre reading.

--- ( I think this is suspicious. tl;dr ) ---

Thank you for the respond.

i am willing to proceed with the transaction now and pay you 400 which
include p&p.kindly login to your paypal account and select the request
money button located at the top of your paypal account homepage and send
the money request directly to my paypal
account id which is kentlana94@hotmail.com so that i can submit
payment to you via paypal right now as paypal is safe, fast and easy to
send and receive money online.

If you dont have a paypal account just logon to www.paypal.com and set
up your paypal account, after setting up your paypal account you
locate the request money button located at the top of your paypal
account home page, use it to request money directly from my paypal
account which is kentlana94@hotmail.com once I receive your money

request from paypal, I will submit payment to you immediately via

paypal.

thanks.

Get back asap.

--- ( Definitely suspicious, prepare to engage. ) ---

Kent,

i say hello to you. what is your situation? i must confirm this before we carry on with the transaction. what is the address you need me to send to? i need to noes this for the p+p (that means postage and packaging lol).

i await youre reading. x

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Thank you for the mail and i hope this email id is the same as your Pay Pal email id so as to proceed with the payment and bellow is the shipment address:

Name:Saheed A Hassan
Address:No 5,Shapon Street
City: Abeokuta
State: Ogun
Country:Nigeria
Zip Code:23403

Best Regards.

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( Please send to Nigeria. I am amaze. ) ---

Kent,

i am happy to proceed now, my mind is at ease. first, we must exchange troths. my troth is this - i am a simple man (see the attached photo). now, you tell me the troth. send me a photo of you. i need to see who i am dealing with. in my country, it is standard protocol.


also, i value your opinion. answer the question immediately - if the world is always turning, why do we not get dizzy?

( Follow up. )

Kent,

i have absolutely no reservations left about this transaction. i have received further interest, but i believe you and one have a deal, so i give to you first refusal.

i am happy and willing to send the phone to you, but i have had no confirmation. maybe i am running out of internets or my motherboard is full? please confirm the address you want me send to the phone to and i can get right on it!

reply using words.


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hello seller,

thank you for your urgent reply and have already contacted pay pal on your behalf about your fund and the explain that they are taking new procedure for international transaction in order to secure but buyer and seller against fraud and they just introduce the new system for international transaction only and your fund have been deducted from my account already and they want you to complete the transaction by shipping the item 1st and providing pay pal with the tracking number before they will credit your account with your fund.I hope you would have been contacted by pay pal now for confirmation of payment.

thank you and pls reply if you have any question.

Name:Saheed A Hassan
Address:No 5,Shapon Street
City: Abeokuta
State: Ogun
Country:Nigeria
Zip Code:23403

Best Regards.

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Kent,

what is this i dont even. please explain the situation to me? what is this international paypal procedure? although i said i have no reservations left, like a woman who has just opened her heart to love for the first time after a messy break up "maybe this one will treat me different and not hurt moi?" etc i still have a reservation before we exchange our bits (instead of penis and vagina bits, it is: me, the phone - and you, the monies).

i am awaiting youre reading. this is photo of me and my band. i am cool.




--- ( CASE CLOSED )---


WIN

Oh, Kentlana. Not seduced by the charms of John Deacon she lives to scam another day. One interesting thing about this whole situation was the attention to detail. Look at the 3 emails I received by some made up, official looking PayPal address:


For those of you who can't read that (sorry, small screen cap is small), the top 3 addresses are an absolutely textbook phishing scam. It's the sort of thing that has grannyfuck and granddaddy softdick scrambling round their handbags to hand over their credit card details and then getting all  Q__Q  when their accounts are emptied of the precious monies. Oh the precious, precious monies.

Like Batman, only not very good at fighting - I will protect them. 
  

SCORE: 3 / 5 HIGH 5'S

--- ( WT WE HAVE LERNED? ) ---

  • Nigerians don't seem to know a lot about Queen, which is odd because I read somewhere they loved "I Want to Break Free" and adopted it as some rebellion song. (They got really pissy when they saw the video though :( sadface ).
  • Like ants. Black ants. Their tools are advancing. I must remain vigilant.
  • That is all.



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