Just wondering if anyone's heard about these fashion blogs / local magazines which photograph interesting looking people on the street?
From what I understand, if you look like 'the bomb diggity' then the interview people will quiz you about your 'look' and what inspired it. Obviously they don't ask any Tom, Dick, or Harry; you have to be in the top 5% of relevant individuals in your local scene. Presumably you'll also need to be proficient in the following fields:
- Selfies.
- MP3 consumption.
- Twerking.
- Political and / or self-awareness (including Flash Mobs, Haiti, and 'getting militant' about inequality / Polar Bears).
- #hashtag deployment.
"It was a massive boost to my morale and to my general situation. All of those 'out there' fashion choices that I had made were validated the day that _____ took my photo and asked me some questions. Of course, I posted the link to my social network - increasing my market share by __%." - Fashion
Saw this broad on the street selected for an interview.
Felt really pleased for her - like she'd finally 'made it' and broken free of societies norms due to the power of her wardrobe, taking her situation to such great heights. I imagined a perfect world where her and I could combine our situations and become a 'powerhouse' on the local scene - going 'crazy', running through the streets with traffic cones and then pursuing the opportunity to 'cum' later on in the evening. (Might also watch Garden State or Lost in Translation indie motion pictures.)
Saw her friend mill around next to her.
Felt bad for her - as she had not been selected.
Felt really bad for her friend, man.
Unfortunately, she was not completely without blame - a real 'fixer-upper' - but it must be hard when your BF / GF / BFF is selected and you're not.
The frumpy-friend pretended that she was happy for the hawt-friend, but this was of course a lie.
Don't know either of these broads - but if I had to guess - I would say that their friendship is just sort of 'on autopilot' - like the relationship between the world and the Pokeman collection of brutal cock-fighting games.
Q&A
Are you intimidated by your BF / GF / BFF's wardrobe?
Is fashion 'fucking bullshit'?
I'm seeing lots of girls wearing mum jeans cut into short denim shorts - is this something to do with Rhianna?
Is being chosen for one of these photo / interview combos a legitimate achievement or is it just sort of like winning the Special Olympics?
If your friend was chosen for one of these photo / interview combos, and you were not, would you loiter around in the background and try and ease your way into the situation?
Just want to ask 1 question - is Pikachu an abomination?
#worried.
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