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Thursday, 11 July 2013

I AM THINKING ABOUT CAT NAMES. I NEED Y'ALLS HELP.

Hey, y'all. 
Took my cat to the vet yesterday for her annual checkup situation.




At 1st I was like :-( sadface, but after she passed with flying colours I'm now more like :-) happyface.
Of course, Mao-Mao's been born with a metaphorical Silver Spoon (due to being housed in a 1st World household). Hers is not life of crappy supermarket own-brand food and generic 'piece of shit' cat toys; she has access to only the finest yumyums, an astonishing variety of Fairtrade toys, rustic woodchip kittylitter, and - should she need it - a highspeed broadband connection that she can use to illegally download content. In many ways she lives a life, which impoverished people (from the 3rd World / Central Poland) would 'kill their own mother' for.

Feel like I need to acquire a second cat / breed Mao in preparation for the 3rd and 4th quarters of 2013.

Do y'all know any cat names?
Here's a few that the iam___ team and I have been riffing on. Please let us know your views. (The most amazing and self-aware suggestion will be awarded 10 iam__ points which can be redeemed in our online shop or at our annual conference.)

Bonqueefa.

Commander Bonqueefa.
Queen Latifah.
Cat Face.
Dog Face.
Operation Cat Face.
Megatron.
Autobot Base Metroplex.
Pino Noir.
P. Noir.
T. Stark.
Mohammed.
Dalipep Mohammed.
Dalipep Dalipep Mohammed.
Penelope Puss-Puss
Tamara Bon Marche.
Ecoute Le Bon Marche.

Bon-Bon Le Sniff.
Ecoute Le Cat.
Ecoute Le Chat (?)
Tagliatelle.
Sex Bomb.
Kittykat Cat Cat.
Queen Diamante.
Sparkling Brut.
3 Liter Box of Chardonnay.
Merlot.
Paige Putt-Putt.
LOL Cat (LOLing Out Loud Cat).
U4ER (Euphoria). 
Brian Mumford (Mumford and _____).
Bert & Qubert (Co-founders of B&Q shop).
Busta Rhymes.


Q&A
Do any of ^^^ those name's seem legit to you or are they all just 'a load of old codswallop'? 
Is being a vet harder than being a doctor?
(Heard that they go to super advanced vet school for longer than 'stupid head' doctors go to 'retarded' doctor school for.)
Is ^^^ that true or just a bunch of BS made up by veterinarians?
I paid about £100 to the vet - is this 'an effing ripoff'?

Might just DIY this vet malarkey from now on.
(I am excited about this exciting new challenge.)

xx (2 kisses.)

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