Come. Let us reflect:
- Redonk Greenhouse Gas emissions
- Unchill polar ice caps
- Decline of popular animals (tiger cat, elephant etc)
- Decline of 'crap' animals (wasp)
- Failure of government to take the situation seriously
I am v worried. I am v furious.
To this end we're starting an amazing and cool new charity called 'EFF POLLUTION'. It'll be in ALL CAPS because, as everyone knows, caps lock is cruise control for cool B-]
Now, there's several things that you can do as a self-aware content consumer in the 1st World and savvy reader of iam_____.
We need someone to design a logo. Unfortunately, this exciting opportunity will be unpaid, but we can offer you 10 exposure and obviously it'll look amazing on your portfolio; possibly leading to further exciting opportunities at BuzzFeed / primitive printed media outlet. (This will also be unpaid.)
We need someone to design a logo. Unfortunately, this exciting opportunity will be unpaid, but we can offer you 10 exposure and obviously it'll look amazing on your portfolio; possibly leading to further exciting opportunities at BuzzFeed / primitive printed media outlet. (This will also be unpaid.)
We also need a rad tagline; something that The Kids can really get behind. We've been riffing on some ideas at the office and we think that we've narrowed it down to some really punchy options. Here are the options now:
EFF POLLUTION
Save the polar bears. Kill yourself.
EFF POLLUTION
The future is in the future.
EFF POLLUTION
Plastic bag? No thanks, bb!
Cut Greenhouse Gas emissions. Nuke Punjab.
If you think everything will be okay please think again, idiot.
Stop deforestation. Trees are people too.
Q&A
Do you care about the planet?
Do you not care about the planet?
Sometimes I see these doods protesting about climate change and they just seem straight up annoying, so I regularly leave my flat with the central heating turned up all the way to the max and I also leave all the windows open :-] (Not really a question.)
The time for moderate protest / peaceful cupcake sale is over. We, as a species, must lower our carbon footprint via any means necessary - be that by limiting our consumption of red meat or by simply combining the entire resources of the entire planet into one great big huge milkshake and throwing it at The Man.
Absolutely very livid right now and I will be sending a very strongly worded email to my local MP.
Furious right now >:-[ but I've taken the time to compose myself and compose this delicate Haiku.
World.
We only have 1 world.
Please recycle your _____.
iamawaitingyourereading © 2019
If you think everything will be okay please think again, idiot.
Stop deforestation. Trees are people too.
Q&A
Do you care about the planet?
Do you not care about the planet?
Sometimes I see these doods protesting about climate change and they just seem straight up annoying, so I regularly leave my flat with the central heating turned up all the way to the max and I also leave all the windows open :-] (Not really a question.)
The time for moderate protest / peaceful cupcake sale is over. We, as a species, must lower our carbon footprint via any means necessary - be that by limiting our consumption of red meat or by simply combining the entire resources of the entire planet into one great big huge milkshake and throwing it at The Man.
Absolutely very livid right now and I will be sending a very strongly worded email to my local MP.
Furious right now >:-[ but I've taken the time to compose myself and compose this delicate Haiku.
World.
We only have 1 world.
Please recycle your _____.
iamawaitingyourereading © 2019
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