After the illegal War on Terror we, as a species, learned the following situations:
- Always question The Man.
- Automatically distrust The Old Media and antiquated authority figures.
- e-Petitions can change the world.
- 1 Flashmob in the crowded urban environment is more powerful than 10 Tomahawk Missiles in the crowded urban environment.
Seems like Uncle Tom's been up to his old tricks again; trying to feed us another line. This time round it's pouches of tobacco.
The Man / Enemy would have us believe that these newfangled micro pouches contain as much nutritious tobacco as the normal sized ones. Obviously this a load of olds codswallop - a textbook slice of misdirection by conglomerate retailers, corrupt politician men, Fat Cat city banker-man men, and extortionate cornershop business models.
From what I understand, these pouches are vacuum packed or something to force maximum tobacco per square inch of packaging. Unfortunately, I have not researched the issue - but if I had to guess - I would say that the tobacco companies are trying to reduce their Carbon Footprint. As y'all know we only have 1 planet and must take every step to protect it.
That means cutting greenhouse emissions by 2018.
That means no driving your car, unless it is an electric car.
That means we must force China to stop pollution by 2031.
Q&A
How the eff can we make The Man admit that these micro pouches contain about 10.5g - 11g and not 12.5g?
These pouches look a lil bit kute - do you like them?
Should the major DIY teddybear retailer, Build A Bear, jump onboard and offer these micro pouches of tobacco as accessories for delinquent teddybears?
Is giving your child a poor selection of accessories for his / her Build A Bear enabling them to grow into the future deadbeat boyfriends / single mothers of tomorrow?
Don't even smoke anymore unless it's a special occasion.
Just sick of being lied to by mysterious illuminati-man figures.
"I want my child,
to grow up in a world,
free from _____.
Free." - an incredibly vulnerable Haiku © 2013
<3
(Heart symbol.)
From what I understand, these pouches are vacuum packed or something to force maximum tobacco per square inch of packaging. Unfortunately, I have not researched the issue - but if I had to guess - I would say that the tobacco companies are trying to reduce their Carbon Footprint. As y'all know we only have 1 planet and must take every step to protect it.
That means cutting greenhouse emissions by 2018.
That means no driving your car, unless it is an electric car.
That means we must force China to stop pollution by 2031.
Q&A
How the eff can we make The Man admit that these micro pouches contain about 10.5g - 11g and not 12.5g?
These pouches look a lil bit kute - do you like them?
Should the major DIY teddybear retailer, Build A Bear, jump onboard and offer these micro pouches of tobacco as accessories for delinquent teddybears?
Is giving your child a poor selection of accessories for his / her Build A Bear enabling them to grow into the future deadbeat boyfriends / single mothers of tomorrow?
Don't even smoke anymore unless it's a special occasion.
Just sick of being lied to by mysterious illuminati-man figures.
"I want my child,
to grow up in a world,
free from _____.
Free." - an incredibly vulnerable Haiku © 2013
<3
(Heart symbol.)
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