IS THE BEARD ECONOMY ABOUT TO IMPLODE?

From what I understand the Beard Economy is huge atm. Men can grow them. Women like to look at / touch them. From smoking hawt broads who study for a BS degree, right through to frumpy women who middle-manage a call centre - it's a fact. 
Unfortunately, all trends decline on a long enough timeline :-( sadface.

Those 'in the know' are starting to turn on the Beard Economy and violently reject its teachings. 

As y'all no doubt remember, there was a time when ironic twiddly mustaches were all the rage. Could you imagine such an individual in today's crowded urban environment? I am aghast.
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Seems 'effing retarded' in today's modern world.

Remember, YOU are accountable for your appearance / personal branding. It's not like when your parents sent you out into the crowded urban environment wearing an Adidas jacket / poor people shoe combo. You can no longer blame things on them. 
YOU are accountable for _____.

As the circle of life spins we must stay true to ourselves and our own personal branding decisions; however we must also avoid being 'that guy' and know when it's time to move on. 

"Think of yourself / your situation as a lizard. 
As the new you grows, the old you must be shed,
similar to the lizard's skin. 
Rejoice!" - Life


Q&A
Selecting from the list bellow, what's more counterproductive to your ability to create the opportunity to 'cum'?
a) Steampunk pedophile mustache?
b) Fancypants tramp beard?
c) Authentic tramp beard?
d) 'Doing a Hitler'?
e) Bass-man from band long beard? (Queens of the Stone Age / The Pantereas.)
f) Rapist spiral tash?
g) Movember in July early adopter?
h) Handsome-man post-breakup beard?
i) Plumber's Holiday beard?
j) Patchy prepubescent 20something beard?
k) Neckbeard?

Where's the line drawn between legitimate poor hygiene homeless man facial hair / cool man facial hair?

Good luck out there, y'all.

xx
(2 kisses.)

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