Mugs. Clothing. Posters. _____.
Several years later the Keep Calm and Carry On Economy is yesterday's news; these days the Owl Economy is big business - generating literally hundreds of pounds every quarter.
Affordable owl products are sold by the kilo to middle-aged Ally McBeal-type women, but also to spunky broads riding cutesy-cutesy Zooey DeSchanel waves.
People are literally queuing up to co-brand their situation with owls.
Owls are wise - creating an impression of depth and intelligence.
Owls are also able to fly - allowing a savvy consumer to hint at a free-spirited personal brand + daydreams.
Accepting all of this as truth, let's examine some of the incredible products available to us via the Owl Economy:
Owl Pin Badge
This is a 'pocket money' item.
Approachable but also mysterious.
Owl Coaster Set
The perfect size for a glass of Red - whether to celebrate that big promotion or just to escape from a passive-aggressive relationship / abusive husband.
Owl Jumper Situation
Absolutely ideal to mix with a kute polka-dot raaraa skirt or swirly ankle-length dress.
Owl Casual Wear
Men can also enjoy owl products, y'all. This handsome man is wearing an owl longsleeve top.
B-) shades-cool.
Owl Night Light
Owl night light.
There are thousands if not millions of owl products available via the Owl Economy.
Treat y'allself! ;-) confident-winking-face.
Q&A
When the Owl Economy collapses, what will be the next big thing?
a) Badgers?
b) Inorganic and forced 70's revival?
Analysts say that you should liquidate everything and invest in Owls. Do you agree?
What does The DOW Jones stand for?
Do you care about your personal / national dept or do you just say, "Fuck it. I am sure that it will sort itself out."
An Eagle Owl is terrifying. It grows about the size of a medicine ball and they attack foals :-O amazed-face.
spunky broads riding cutesy-cutesy Zooey DeSchanel waves
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