(This question is rhetorical.)
Been listening to a lot of Prince atm.
(I'm not really sure if he's currently going by the name 'Prince' or 'The Artist Formally Known As Prince' or 'TAFKAP' or ':-) Symbol Thing.' Prince, if you're reading, please explain your situation, tnx.)
When the hit single Purple Rain plays - I don't even think of it as a Prince MP3 anymore. Years and years of dodgy talent show contestants have 'totally effing ruined' the song for me >:-( angryface.
When I think about some Purple Rain, I think of the following:
- Warbling. (Maybe with the eyes closed and with the wobbly hand.)
- Stoopid edgy remix. Probs with some beat boxing. Ugh.
- Stoopid carbon copy.
- Dated stage show. (Dry ice / child choir with candles / miscellaneous coloured choir / unemployed drama postgrad dancers / jazz hands / projector screen playing B&W love situation / gay man on motorcycle / those rope tumbler-niggas pouring down from the ceiling / plastic flowers / exciting lasers.)
- Emotional sob story.
That's what I think when I think Purple Rain ^^^ but what do YOU effing think when YOU think Purple Rain?
Slowly starting to really resent these plucky chancers playing sillybuggers with classic songs.
I think that it might be time to metaphorically draw the line.
I think that we might have to kill again, my nigs.
Unfortunately, it might be time to 'murder' someone :-( sadface.
I think that we might have to kill again, my nigs.
Unfortunately, it might be time to 'murder' someone :-( sadface.
iam___ might 'draft up' a list of artists / classic songs, which these unself-aware talent show animals can no longer dick around with.
Off the top of my head:
Jeff Buckley.
Queens.
Stephen Wonder.
Wham!
Might investigate talent show contestant sob stories tmw.
xxxo (3 kisses & 1 hug.)
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