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Thursday 20 June 2013

I AM PLANNING AN INTERVENTION FOR THIS OLD DEAR.

Y'all. As y'all know, I'm constantly helping people who are less self-aware / Caucasian than we are. 
Because we spend sooo much time OTI, consuming content and cyberbulling strangers, we often lose sight of REAL problems facing REAL people. Obvs, this blogsite.com offers the YOU'RE WORLD feature which 'touches upon' these IRL issues, but sometimes we have to be even more compassionate and stage an intervention.

From what I understand an intervention takes place in the following situations:

  • Miscellaneous sitcom to challenge a character's malfunction. (Booze for Charlie - 2 and 1 Half Men, Women for Joey - Friends, and Pissypants for Frasier - Frasier / Cheers, Y'all.)
  • Domestic violence / passive aggressive relationship.
  • Jesus and The Brown Religions. 
  • Life.

Unfortunately, as I live my modern life in today's modern world I can't stop to help every Tom, Dick, and Harry, but I've found someone desperately in need of an intervention. This Old Dear down the road from me seems to be going through a midlife crisis. It's not the exciting, sexually-charged midlife crisis of a woman from Sex in the City, Sex in the Cougar Town, or some 40+ broad who spends alot of time in the gym - distancing herself from a mundane divorce and off into a life of dizzy adventure and promiscuous sex (due to rock hard abs / bottom) - it's a different kind of crisis. 
A crisis of the mind :-( sadface.

(Haven't forgotten about Croatia - just need to clear this situation up.)

This 40 something woman has the following malfunctions:

  • Plays the Dub Step music.
  • Plays the Reggae music.
  • Plays the Issues music (Korn, System of the Down, Metalicia.)
  • Lives in an 'effing dreamworld' where she never had a 20th birthday. Mentally, her parents do not understand her / will not let her go to the prom.

Does anyone know how you go about staging an intervention? 
Here is a little about me:

  • I 50% want to help and 50% want to make things worse.
  • I have no formal training in conflict resolution / teen issues.

Q&A
Do you have issues?
Do your parents / gf / bf / bff not 'get' you?
Are you having a midlife or quarterlife crisis?
Is the Dub Step music the worst music on Earth?
Is Reggae music made for spiritual lions or is it moar for sillybillys?
Do you have a slow younger brother who does 'jammin'?
Do you think that every few years we should shed our metaphorical skin (clothing / CD collection / political / social views) much like some species of lizard and start over?




What is a Pantrera?

xxxo
(3 kisses & hugs.)

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