WOULD YOU LET A STRANGER BORROW YOUR MOBILE PHONE OR WOULD YOU TELL THEM TO EFF OFF?

Hey, y'all. 
From what I understand, our mobile phone's are one of the most important pieces of technology in our collection. It's sort of like a timecapsule which is constantly being updated (due to MicroSD card, USB Sync, and software updates). It contains most of the content which makes you, 'you'.
Let us rejoice:

• Peer group and social standing (Phonebook). 
• MP3s (MP3 player).
• Your level of technological and self-awareness (Apps).
• Relationship situation (Sexting and neutritous noods from GF or BF).
• Financial situation (Owning a fancypants HTC / iPhone or a 'piece of shit' Nokia / Blackberry).

Accepting all of this as truth, are you willing to play 'Russian roulette' with your mobile handset by lending it to a stranger?

/:-/ compassionate-face

Although we can all agree that stealing content OTI is a victimless crime, unfortunately there are shady individuals who steal and commit miscellaneous crime IRL.

All of ^^^ this went through my mind when this broad came up to me and asked to borrow my mobile.

She was a lil Asian thing; approachable but also mysterious. Although I was interested in the opportunity to 'cum', my kneejerk reaction was to tell her, "No. My phone's out of battery."

(This was, of course, a lie.)

Q&A

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