The moar things change, the moar they stay the same, right?
Yeah, man. You're telling me.
Anyways, you may remember this post about helping fellow anons out. Well, we have a situation to remedy.
Welcome to YOU'RE WORLD.
In our first YOU'RE WORLD, anonymous tells us his situation.
Let's see if we can't help this nigga out, hmmm?
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I REALLY NEED TO FINISH MY SCREENPLAY
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I REALLY NEED TO FINISH MY SCREENPLAY
Falling behind.
I go to the local chain coffee shop. I order the usual. I sit in the window, where I can people watch - but importantly - also BE watched. (I am wearing some vintage clothes, but also some 'new shit'. I am just me being 'me'.)
I am ready.
To begin.
To weave the magic of the word.
I ease my laptop open.
1st things 1st; my name has been wrote on my coffee 'cup'. I take a photo of the coffee 'cup' with my _____ model of mobile phone.
There are 2 options:
1) My name is spelt correctly.
I post the photo along with, "You KNOW you drink too much coffee when THIS happens! XD." I will hope for between 3 and 8 likes (and at least 2 comments).
or
2) My name is spelt incorrectly.
Possibly by a member of staff from a crappy European country. Of course, this country will be Poland. I post the photo along with, ">:-( angryface."
Although I feel a bit _____ because I am metaphorically falling behind with my self-imposed 500 words a day - there may very well be other, more pressing situations to attend to:
1) I may feel the need to extend / promote my social presence OTI.
I 'social network'. That is all.
2) Might be feeling 'ambiguous'.
I post vague statuses. I look through a photo gallery of an old bf / gf / bff. I think of the good times. I think of the bad times. I think of the _____ times. I listen to 6 Music.
3) Might be feeling the need to 'cum'.
I open several tabs and then I hide them behind the front one. Soft / hard porn. I have my headphones on. They do not play music, as I need to be 'alert' if some nigga comes 'sneaking up on me'.
I go to the washroom.
Might check my hair / general situation.
Might take a 'selfie'.
I return to my table. (Of course, I do not like to leave my laptop unattended for extended periods of time. Although it is insured 'away from home' and 'all my important shit' is backed up, it is mostly just the aggro of replacing it that I cannot be effed with. Obvs, I am non-violent, but I would seriously concider 'popping a cap in the dome' if some random tried to steal my shit. Do not even want to talk (type) about it tbh.)
I stay for 2 hours.
In that time I order between 2 and 4 cups of _____. (Maybe an overpriced snack.)
Falling behind.
With the screenplay, I means.
I go home.
- I am anonymous. iam___
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What can WE do to help this anon out?
What do YOU suggest? (Remember, we're all friends with substantial online social presences here - so 'no one get's left behind'.)
Provide your most astute and socially-aware suggestions 'in the comments'.
The winner will receive +1 to his or her internets.
xx (2 kisses.)
just finish your screenplay anon. you can do it!
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