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Friday 19 April 2013

FACEBAWKS SAYS 'SEND GIFT'


I'm sure we can all agree that Facebook makes effing 'stacks of cheddar' (<<< that's rap speak for 'money'. Get with the program, nigga).

They are constantly seeking to innovate / increase market share / cyberbully their enemy Google / monetise their situation / promote 'fucking bullshit' browser games / matchmake 'me' (strong, white human male) with 'hawt single women' (bots and sockpuppets) via dated matchmaking services. 

Today, I saw this new scheme from the Facebawks. Niggas can now Send Gifts to one anothers digital situations. 

Not really sure what it all means tbh. 

If YOU could send a 'Gift', what would YOU send, nig?!

  • Spa Day?
  • Ebook / .PDF situation?
  • Cupcake related situation?
  • Some sort of Nail / Manicure thing? (When a woman posts an exotic selfie of her nails do you think, "Wow.")?
  • Cyber terrorism / virus / digital STD?
  • Actual STD (utilising primitive 2.5" Floppy)?
  • £10 Amazon voucher?
  • £15 Amazon voucher?
  • £20 Amazon voucher :-O amazedface?!
  • Pornography?
  • Cooking class (with 1 complimentary glass of Chardonnay)?
  • MP3s?
  • Half-finished screenplay :-( sadface?
  • Virtual 'money' for virtual 'fucking bullshit' browser game?
  • Threats / hurtful language? 
  • Haircut / papering day at local poormans Tony & Guy rippoff?
  • Miscellaneous expensive gift / passive-aggressive demand for sex?
  • Google+ account?

What would YOU send ffs?!
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