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Thursday, 11 April 2013

11/04/2013 - YOU'RE WORLD

Sup, niggas. Today I'd like to talk to you about making the world a better place. I know this 'flies in the face' of everything we know as veteran surfers of the world wide web - where metaphorical dog eats metaphorical dog - but bear with me.

"There must be balance OTI (and AFK).
In order for you to feel 'better',
someone must be made to feel worse.
There can only be one." - LERN 2 INTERNET

From what I understand, iamawaitingyourereading is fast becoming 'a place for the Cool Kids'. The dedicated iam___ team and I 'look at the statistics' during our weekly staff meetings and all the signs point towards a very savvy and self aware-readership. For example:


  • Most of you are from the United States of America.
  • Canada.
  • Overwhelming Firefox / Chrome usage.
  • Getting 'effing mad traffic' since the re-branding.

Niggas seem to 'get' iam___.

"Thank 'you'. For being 'you',

We are all in this together. (Life.)
I wouldn't want to spend it with anyone else." - An intimate Haiku / Circlejerk © 2013

Feel like we should pool our chuffing resources NOW.

Sort of feel like there's no situation we collectively cannot fix / advise a nig upon how to resolve the situation.

"Why? In today's modern world,
are people afraid to ask for help?
Why?!" - A brief and touching Haiku © 
(Sounds a bit like some Tracy Chapman lyric, too? Might send her a passive aggressive 'copywrite infringement' / cease and desist warning.)

In an 'exciting' new feature, you can tell us your situation and receive the most socially-aware and insightful advice known to Man.

Welcome to YOU'RE WORLD.

PM us / Email us / comment us / _____ us - and the dedicated iam___ team and I will do our 'fucking best' to assist you.
Remember, no nig gets left behind.
'Tune in' next week and we'll see what the situation is.

In the meantime, I'd like you to really think about these questions: 

Do you think that staff meetings are just 'a circlejerk'?
Have you ever sat in a staff meeting and tried to prolong it, so that you wouldn't have to do any real work?
Do you have to suffer a bumblefuck manager who makes you 'play teambuilding games' at a staff meeting?
Do you think that they have:

a) Several books with titles like, How To Get Respect in the Workplace and Super Advanced Management Skills?
b) Low self-esteem / body confidence?
c) Daddy or Mummy Issues / Children who give them 'the back chat'?
d) A sad, mole-like penis or vagina?
e) All of the above?

Realistically, did T. Chapman peak with Fastcar and should probs just hang up the acoustic / come to terms with her situation / kill herself?

Did you think that 'she' was a 'he' when you 1st heard / saw 'her' / 'him'?

#confused

gtg, niggas. Stay black. <3 heart symbol



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