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Sunday, 28 April 2013

MAJOR MOTION PICTURE - THE LAST STAND

"I thought that it was Christmas Day.
But there were no presents under the tree.
(Nor even a tree.)
Just a fresh, virginal torrent of The Last Stand." - Haiku by The Internet

From what I understand, Arnold Schwarzenegger once said, "I'll be back, niggas." ('Say what you want about him inappropriately heavy-petting / full-on sexually molesting those broads from his politics thing, but I don't really understand or care about any of that.) 
Really like his films :-) happyface.  

Sort of expected his comeback film to be either:
a) Textbook Arnie - Lots of situations blowing up, maybe some bewbs. Probs a reboot / sequel / prequel / miscellaneous cashgrab of existing franchise. 
b) Good - Probs a bit zzz. Probs not a lot of A. Shizzy actual screen time. Maybe a touching 'redemption' type major motion picture.
c) Sort of okay - Maybe like some old nig coming out of retirement for 1 last situation. Bit like The Grand Torino for Papa Clint Eastwood.
d) "It's all bullshit, all of it." - Emotional busy bollocks story about feelings / politics / miscellaneous plot which would demand as little running as poss.
e) 'Fucking bullshit.' - Something like Commander Jack Reacher for T. Cruise. (Still haven't even finished watching it. Ugh.)

I believe The Last Stand was somewhere between c) and b). 
Sort of okay / good. 


Obvs, it doesn't make sense and Papa A's just sort of on 'autopilot' - but history and 'life' have taught us that things could've been a lot worse: 


Anyways, if you enjoy Papa Arnold S. you should totes watch this. Just have it playing in the background or something. 
(Not sure what / why Jonny Knoxville is in the major motion picture.)

Q&A
Does anyone understand how The Rotten Tomato website works? (Seems like their scoring system is 'fucking bullshit' :-( sadface.)
Should they reboot Conan and have Papa Arnold as an old Conan?
Should I 'sell' this idea to Hollywood?
Realistically, how much do you think I / we could get?
Really excited about this new project, niggas!

^___^ optimistic-Kawaii-Asian-face
xx (2 kisses.)


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