1) Illegally downloading MP3s.
2) Providing the opportunity to 'cum'.
3) Cyberbullying / Cyber-terrorism.
Obvs, you don't need me to tell you this.
Last week the dedicated iam___ team and I decided it was time to 'give something back' and proposed a controversial 4th use for the internet:
4) Helping people.
The feedback was 'overwhelming' and we received literally hundreds of emails from anonymous brothers and sisters needing our collective advice.
You may remember this anon who was having issues completing his screenplay?
Well, we have another anon needing our assistance. Let's see if we can't advise this sister out, hmmm?
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I AM A FIRE DANCER
I have always been an extrovert.
I am creative. I also enjoy performing for people, which is probably down to the lessons I learned backbacking across India / Thailand.
I know that it is a cliché - but I genuinely feel that I found myself.
I wear a T, which is ambiguous. Loose-fitting and baggy trousers.
My hair is red and frames my boot-like face in dreadlocks.
(The curtains do not match the drapes.)
I refuse to be defined by trends and fashion.
I am just me being 'me'.
Like it or lump it.
On my travels, I learned the sacred mystery of Fire Dancing.
(It blends the excitement of 'fire' with the sacred mystery of 'dance'.)
I like to perform in parks / seafront situation / pubs which offer discounts to students / any prominent public place where I can share my talent with others.
Although I am currently 'not very good' I practice at least once a week - especially when the sun is out and I can be seen by as many people as possible.
For example, tomorrow I will be heading to the local park to dance the dance of life. I do not ask for tips; just your time, and your wonder. (I will accept tips because I am heavily in debt.) Will you come and see me?
Anyway, that is 'me'.
Onto my problem:
I am starting to think that people do not like my art, nor me.
I do not know for why.
I am outgoing but I am also mysterious.
What I really want is for the audience to 'get' my performance.
I play music as I practice / perform.
I have a speaker that I brought from the Argos Value range of quality products. I play an eclectic mix of cutting edge European dance music from the legendary discothèques of Poland. Also, the Bob Marley and some panpipe / bongo stuff.
What can I do?
- I am unsure. iam____
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'Fuck'.
That's a real sticky wicket.
What can we do to help this broad out? All suggestions are welcome but please be constructive.
Personally, I'm going to think long and hard about this one.
What do you think is harder; managing the potential risks of fire or learning to dance?
If you were about to die would you rather be able to build a fire or build a choreographed dance routine?
Is there room for both in today's modern world?
Reply using words. Stay black.
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