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Saturday, 13 April 2013

13/04/2013 - THE PAV TAV BRIGHTON 'DROPS THE BALL'

As socially-aware and technologically-savvy 20 and 30 somethings we must constantly:


  • Download nutritious torrents.
  • Take ambiguous 'selfies' (in flattering lighting) and use them as our Facebawks Profile Pics.
  • Write 'snarky' blog posts about those less socially-aware / technologically-savvy than we are.
  • Cyberbully anyone who 'drops the ball'. Sort of like a 'survival of the fittest' thing. (2 metaphors.)

Recently, alternative-jumblesale-themed pub, The Royal Pavilion Tavern (aka PavTav aka 'Shithole') totally 'fucked it'. As you know, the only thing which separates us from the animals is a substantial social networking presence OTI.  

"Respect OTI,
is directly proportional to success IRL / AFK.
(Sometimes it is more important than air or food.)" - A stunning Haiku © 2013

In my travels across the internets I 'came' upon this story, which made me very #worried.
I'm sure that we can all enjoy these amateur night antics from the admin of the PavTav Facebook Page.



Basic, some kid tries to get his band a show at The Pav, and PMs the pub's Facebook Page.
He gets 'completely effing shutdown' by the Admin :-( sadface.

"I do not 'like' this." - The Voice of Reason

Sort of feel that this unknown Admin is an 'asshole', who obvs doesn't have time for every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

Sort of feel bad for the kid (and his band), as this could've been their big break. (You never know who's in the audience.)

Do you think that the 'Royal' Pavilion Tavern needs to get over itself / get a grip / get with the effing program and drop the 'Royal'?
Those of you who are familiar with the PavPav, what keeps YOU 'going back for more'?

a) Cheap booze?
b) The opportunity to do 'The Moshpit'?
c) The opportunity to 'cum' with a kuwt gurl far younger than you?
d) Limp Bizkit?
e) The Crazy Town?
f) Papa Roaches?

If you 'pulled' some hawt underage girl there, would your friends 'give you a hard time about it' afterwards?
Would you say, "Shut up, man. She's really mature (for her age)"?
Would they believe you?
Did you know that The Pav is actually a chain pub owned by The Man?
Do you have 'issues'?

Anyways, gtg. Stay black.

:-) happyface

xx

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