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Wednesday 17 April 2013

RELIGION VS SCIENCE

Seems like it’s pretty legit to cyberbully / bully / point and laugh at any nig who’s ‘into’ religion. 

From what I understand, thousands of years ago it was pretty kewl to be into religion and cyberbully / bully / ‘murder’ any nig who was ‘into’ science.

Sort of feel like the hunter has become the hunted and the whole situation has been reversed. The persecution that religious niggas inflicted upon the science kids back in the day is now the other way round, and the science kids are persecuting the religious niggas.


Seems like there's a lot of metaphorical 'caps going into asses' (aka gang violence).

IDK whether to:

  • Try to escalate the situation.
  • Try to calm the situation.
  • Become a member of #teamreligion.
  • Become a member of #teamscience.
  • Try to support my local church (with a charity skydive).
  • Try to destroy my local church (with science ((with a nuclear weapon)).

FEELING SO #CONFUSED :-( SADFACE.

There are so many Pages promoting the science and ‘making fun’ of the religion on the Facebawks that my News Feed creaks under the weight. 

It is easy to look at the situation and think, "Fuck."




Maybe it’s because the majority of the Cool Kids are ‘into’ science and education and stuff? It’s like a mob mentality?

Diversity is destroying us. We (as a species) must all agree on a subject as one and then brutally 'stamp out' any conflicting opinions.” - Some Jerkoff

If YOU met someone and they said that they were into Jesus would YOU sort of feel as though they were ‘a fucking asshole’?

If they were a man, I would think that they were a sexual predator or had been ‘touched’.

If they were a woman, I would think that they were from a strict, patriarchal household where the parents love was dished out only as a reward for achieving correct grades at school. She would be plain to look at, but you would sort of think that she would go ‘completely crazy’ in the bedroom (during sex). She would probably like mail-order clothing and probably enjoy drinking alcohopops (the Smirnoff Ice, the Reef, the WKDside) as it would ‘free her’ and mentally carry her away from a mundane life in the Midlands to a life of dizzy excitement in Las Vegas (because of the bright colours and sugar content).

We digress.

So, sort of feel like it’s now ‘acceptable’ to metaphorically ‘look down’ on people who are into Jesus and the Magical Jew God. 




Why can we not just get along?
Why can we not just agree to disagree?
(But secretly know that we are right,
and that the other person is a ‘stupidhead?)
’” – An Appeal for Compassion and Understanding on Earth

From what I understand, when some nigga invented the world being round he was laughed at by the religious people and called ‘something hurtful’.

But now, when some nigga says, “I believe that the world was made in 7 days / Noah’s Ark situation / Mosses Vs Sea / Papa Adam & Mama Eve-broad / Brb Jesus Resurrection / etc," we all think that they are retarded. 


Can we not just all get along? :-) happyface. 

Do you know anyone who's 'into' religion?
Is there something 'very queer' about them?
Is it problematic to sleep with some religious broad, as you're always going to be in direct competition with Papa G and probs won't measure up?
Was the world made in 7 days - or is that probs not true?
I think that the only good thing that has come from religion is the nun costumes and the light bondage accessories in Ann Summers, but what do YOU think?
I think that the only good thing that has come from science is Internets, but what do YOU think?


<3 heart symbol.


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